she says it makes her happy to see that we can be happy even after everything that has happened.
I RESENT THAT. I AM NOT A CREEPER.
I JUST HAVE TROUBLE FALLING ASLEEP AT NIGHT SOMETIMES, OKAY.
WE MAKE COMPROMISES, BUT YOUR STUPID DIURNAL SLEEP PATTERNS ARE PROGRAMMED INTO JOHN’S THINK PAN AT THIS POINT. SO EVEN IF WE SCHEDULE OUR PERIODS OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS TO BE IN SYNCH, HALF THE TIME HE STARTS GETTING PATHETICALLY DROWSY-EYED AS SOON AS IT GETS DARK. UNLESS YOU GIVE HIM SUGAR, OR SODA OR SOMETHING, AND HE HAS WEIRD REGULATIONS THAT HE INFLICTS ON HIMSELF WITH SWEETS. SOMETHING ABOUT HOW HIS DAD WOULDN’T HAVE LET HIM HAVE THAT MUCH, AND HIS DAD ALWAYS DID WHAT WAS BEST FOR HIM.
WOW, I GOT WAY OFF THE POINT HERE. THE POINT BEING THAT I AM NOT SOME SORT OF RAGING PERVERTED SOMNOPHILIAC, ALRIGHT.
johns dad, who baked no less than four cakes for him, wouldn’t let him have that many sweets?????? NO
look i’ll tolerate all sorts of canon-breaking shit but THIS WILL NOT STAND
A Charming Boy and his Grumpy-Looking Vampire: we’ve talked about it before. hey, karkat?is it cool if we uh, talk... -
we’ve talked about it before.
is it cool if we uh, talk about something?
SURE, I GUESS.
okay, you don’t need to look so nervous.
I DON’T LOOK NERVOUS.
WHY WOULD I BE NERVOUS?
OTHER THAN, I DON’T KNOW. THE FACT THAT WE DON’T TYPICALLY SIT DOWN AND JAM ABOUT OUR…
Thii2 ii2 two cool KK by *Chexmicks
“YOU’RE EXTREMELY LUCKY THAT I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING BOSS BATTLE ASS HOLE.”
For len =)
Sugar Rush by Cash Cash
Sollux/Karkat for vore
Dammit Sollux, there was a good romcom on! :(
(time for bed GOOD NIGHT)